Going through puberty can be like having an undiagnosable disease. The symptons vary and never fail to throw you for a loop. While experiencing this 'change' myself I would sprout mega-hard surprise boners all the time. This is the story of one of those said boners, and the yellow rose that pushed me over the edge.
Episode 8: B.F.F.s
Friendship is defined differently by everyone, but the friendships that come about due to some absurd or unusual shared experience tend to be the strongest. At least that's how you might have to think about it after this story. Fond out the origin of JW and Kris Jett's friendship, how they came to be Awesome Dudes 4 Life, and the importance of being Millhouse.
Episode 7: The Not So Great Escape
In the reckless abandon of our youth we tend to feel invincible, unstoppable, and un-catchable. I felt this same way myself when I tried to allude the Huntsville Police Department back in my days at good ol' Sam Houston State University. And i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling . . . oh fuck it. I'm just dumb as hell.
Episode 6: You're the Worst!
Some art isn't for everyone, but that's what makes it great. Right? In this story, JW finds out the hard way some people don't share this opinion. One man at a Letters to Voltron show long ago let JW and Robby C know just exactly what he thought of their 'art'.
Episode 5: Porn In the Woods
What can easily be said to be a 'dying media' there is no doubt finding porn in the woods is slowly going the way of the buffalo. In this story JW waxes poetic about a simpler time, and a mind opening encounter with the human female vagina.
Episode 4: Hundred Dollar Napkin
In John Wayne's grand tradition of making poor decisions he takes his act on the road to the City of Lights. That's right, our story this week takes place in Las Vegas where JW finds himself on the losing side of the table except he decides to gamble outside of the casino . . .
Episode 3: French Exit
To master the art of the French Exit one must fully understand and respect it while preserving its integrity above all else. Don't take an Irish Goodbye on this one as JW tells of how he learned this gentle art from the master himself.
Episode 2: Caught
We've all been caught with our pants down from time to time. This particular time there were no pants, and an important friendship becomes hilariously compromised.
Episode 1:Don't Be That Guy
On the first ever episode of John Wayne Lied to You, John Wayne almost set back legal marijuana by decades. Will Our hero win against his highest foe, gravity?! Tune in the find out!