Itโs my birthday, so what better way to celebrate than with a tale from birthdays past. This story is about a trip to Austin with some pals, psychedelics, and puking in the street.
Episode 134 - The Great Beer Wahoo!
This week I recall a time when if you wanted to get beer you had to be creative hence, the great beer wahoo. Also, the cards tell it like it is in this weekโs reading.
Episode 133 - AD4L Patreon Episode
This week Iโm promoting my Patreon by releasing an episode of the Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast available to my Patreon members only! This ep features myself and the great David W. Barbee and myself chatting it up in a Florida motel room. Check out my Patreon and help olโ Uncle Johnny out if you can!
Episode 132 - Hail Satan! Now, Here's Twenty Dollars!
I hate it when people feel the need to approach you so they can comment on or question something about an article of clothing youโre wearing. Unless they give you cash after they do. It still sucks, but it helps ease the frustration. Also, I win a battle but not the war in this weekโs reading.
Episode 131 - Proctor and the Bitch
Ah, the theater. What a time I had doing plays in high school! This week I tell a tale of the โbitchโ heard round the world.
Episode 130 - The Great NES Christmas
Iโve said in the past how working retail and customer service jobs destroyed any and all Christmas spirit I could ever have, but this week I go way back to the time of being a young lad when i was still elated about the season. Also, an all Pentacle reading has interesting things to say about my current situation.
Episode 129 - Oh Jekyll, You Devil
Iโm back from Jekyll Island Georgia from another convention, and a long, lonely drive. It wasnโt the best, but at least it was something. Excellent reading this week with the Emperor bring the good news.
Episode 128 - Wrecked 'Em, I Hardly Know 'Em
Itโs been a wild week of tabling at local markets and prepping for live readings, but this weekโs story has to do with my first vehicle and its unfortunate demise.
Episode 127 - A Friday As Black As My Soul
Although four years removed from the retail/service industry working during the holidays left lasting scars that still haunt me to this day. This week I talk about working overnight on Black Friday while wishing a comet would strike and blackout all of existence. Plus, good stuff in the cards of this weekโs reading.
Episode 126 - Days of the Dead Chicago 2019 Recap
I just rolled in from the Olโ Big Windy Chicago where I tabled at Days of the Dead with my dude Micheal Allen Rose and my lady Sauda Namir. What a time was had! We kicked ass, and made some new friends. Also, the Pentacles are having me take a deeper look in this weekโs reading.
Episode 125 - It Certainly Does . . . Suck
This week I remember the time I let vacuum salesmen into my house, and it turned out they werenโt entirely on the level. I also give the update on how having no day-job is going, and I announce the launch of my Patreon at www.patreon.com/johnwayneisdead! And, the Emperor leads the way in my reading for this week.
Episode 124 - Wizard World Comic Con Austin 2019 Recap
I was in Austin this weekend for Wizard World Comic Con where I tabled with my good buds, and fellow awesome authors Lucas Mangum and Max Booth III. Boy, it was slow. Really slow, but find out how the Predator and Batman helped get us through it in this weekโs episode. Also, Sword on Wand in my cards this week.
Episode 123 - My Recap of Spooky Empire 2019
I spent last week in Tampa Florida slinging books at my first Spooky Empire, and in this episode I tell you all about it. Plus, I spend my first week as a full time artist, and the cards keep it classy in this weekโs reading.
Episode 122 - FIRED!
This week I was fired from my part-time day-job because I couldnโt work full-time, so thatโs pretty much what i talk about in this episode. Also, the Swords are sharp in this weekโs reading.
Episode 121 - Baby's First Hang Over
This weekend I had a great time at a party, and then paid for it with a trip to hang over city. It reminded me of even worse hang overs from the past like the one I talk about in this weekโs story. In this case what doesnโt kill you makes you wish it would have.
Episode 120 - Uh . . . I Think I Dropped It?
This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?
Episode 119 - Cherry Poppin' in The Big Easy
I went to New Orleans this weekend, and I couldnโt help but remember the first time Iโd ever set foot in the โWho Datโ nation. What a Time!
Episode 118 - Days of the Dead Charlotte 2019 Recap
Iโm back from another convention and am here to tell you all the thrills and spills! I was in Charlotte for Days of the Dead for the second year in a row slinging books, and spreading the weird horror word to all who would listen. Also, the Cups steer the ship in this weekโs reading.
Episode 117 - John Wayne and the 420 Flood
We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this weekโs reading.
Episode 116 - Scarefest 2019 in Lexington KY Recap
Holy Kentucky fried awesomeness! Scarefest in Lexington Kentucky was rad as hell, and in this episode I tell you all about the trip, and my triumphant selling out of books! Plus, The Emperor and Strength bring balance to this weekโs reading.