Episode 143 - You Can Never Have Too Many Eggs In Your Pants

We’re all still shut-ins during these quarantined times, so this week I tell a story about a spontaneous trip I took to see Ozzfest in 1999 and the birth of Taint magazine. Plus, this episode includes a segment from my Patreon podcast where I talk to horror author Wesley Southard. Join any tier on my Patreon to hear the whole interview, and gain access to all past episodes as well.

Episode 131 - Proctor and the Bitch

Ah, the theater. What a time I had doing plays in high school! This week I tell a tale of the β€˜bitch’ heard round the world.

Episode 130 - The Great NES Christmas

I’ve said in the past how working retail and customer service jobs destroyed any and all Christmas spirit I could ever have, but this week I go way back to the time of being a young lad when i was still elated about the season. Also, an all Pentacle reading has interesting things to say about my current situation.

Episode 125 - It Certainly Does . . . Suck

This week I remember the time I let vacuum salesmen into my house, and it turned out they weren’t entirely on the level. I also give the update on how having no day-job is going, and I announce the launch of my Patreon at www.patreon.com/johnwayneisdead! And, the Emperor leads the way in my reading for this week.