Episode 121 - Baby's First Hang Over

This weekend I had a great time at a party, and then paid for it with a trip to hang over city. It reminded me of even worse hang overs from the past like the one I talk about in this week’s story. In this case what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it would have.

Episode 120 - Uh . . . I Think I Dropped It?

This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?

Episode 118 - Days of the Dead Charlotte 2019 Recap

I’m back from another convention and am here to tell you all the thrills and spills! I was in Charlotte for Days of the Dead for the second year in a row slinging books, and spreading the weird horror word to all who would listen. Also, the Cups steer the ship in this week’s reading.

Episode 117 - John Wayne and the 420 Flood

We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this week’s reading.

Episode 116 - Scarefest 2019 in Lexington KY Recap

Holy Kentucky fried awesomeness! Scarefest in Lexington Kentucky was rad as hell, and in this episode I tell you all about the trip, and my triumphant selling out of books! Plus, The Emperor and Strength bring balance to this week’s reading.

Episode 114 - My Recap of Days of the Dead in Louisville 2019

I’ve just returned to Wayne Manor from Louisville Kentucky where i was slinging books at another most excellent Days of the Dead convention, and now I’m gonna’ tell you all about it! What a time! Also, the Cups would like my undivided attention in this weeks Tarot reading.

Episode 112 - KillerCon 2019 Recap and the Motel From Hell

I’m back from KillerCon 2019 with another load of adventures to share with you! These include me yelling at an old man, walking with a zombie, and nearly drinking dumpster beer. Just another day at the office for me. Also, Wands do the talking in this week’s tarot reading.

Episode 108 - Sketch Comedy: The Devil Made Me Do It

This week I talk about how I got into doing sketch comedy with a group of plucky misfits called MicroSatan, and the connections you form with the people you work with creatively that bond you forever. Also, I’m throwing chaos magic all over the place while Kings and Swords come together in the cards for this week.

Episode 106 - Days of the Dead Indianapolis 2019 Recap

I’m back from Days of the Dead Indianapolis and what a time it was! This week I recap my experience less than eight hours after I got home, and talk about all the awesome interactions I had. Also, Swords of intellect and experience dominate this week’s reading!

Episode 104 - The Great Donks Adventure LIVE

A few weeks ago I told you all about my trip to Chicago for Printers Row Lit Fest including how I performed storytelling at the after party. On this episode I play the live audio from the performance where I regaled the room with the tale of The Great Donks Adventure, and how it will always hold a special place in my heart. Plus, Strength and Balance rule the cards in this week’s reading.

Episode 103 - I Can't Feel My Hands, I Can't Feel My Feet

Remember the good old days when smoking a blunt would get you all silly-like? What a time! This week I tell a story of the blunt that numbed all senses except for those of a Houston Police officer. Luckily, it was my friend’s dad, but the important thing is I didn’t learn any lessons. Also, the Wands won’t let me half-ass it while the Pentacles lay out the rest on this week’s reading.

Episode 100 - To There and Back Again: A Rubbergloves Story

Well, here we are at episode 100, and I couldn’t have done it without your support! I truly, truly appreciate it. This week I tell a story about another wild L2V road show, but one that lacks the fun and games you’ve come to expect. It’s about what you do sometimes on the path to your dream that isn’t glamorous, or sexy, or even necessarily fun at all, but it’s this and hundreds of other small, similar instances that help propel you to where you’re going even though you may not realize it at the time. Also, Pentacles and the Devil are in the cards for me this week.

Epiosde 95 - Ribbon Candy and the Escape!

I’m not sure if this story qualifies as a ‘wrong place, wrong time’ situation, but it certainly was in my mind at the time. I think it’s more like a ‘too high to be any place’ situation I was in. So is the plight of the young stoner, but these are the things we go through that make up stronger. Also, this is about the first time I saw Akira.

Episode 93 - Mr. Wayne's Wild Ride

I know we all learned to never take candy from strangers, but what about taking strangers to get candy? This week I tell a story about yet another dumb decision I made that could have killed me yet somehow I come away unscathed to fight another day!

Episode 92 - The Wizard Van: A Voyage

I always wanted a van with a wizard airbrushed on the side of it, and one day I achieved one half of that dream. This is the story of said van’s first voyage, and the magic required to get Letters to Voltron to the gig. Also, kings of love lay out a path in this week’s reading.

Episode 91 - T.P. Identification Card

This week I delve back into my days as a mischievous youth hell-bent on not being convincing myself I wasn’t a giant pussy, and what better way to prove that than with some good old fashion vandalism. I might have jumped the gun at being a super villain though, because leaving my calling card was not the best move. Plus, this week’s reading has us dive into our subconscious while drinking out of cups!

Episode 86 - I'm Not a Sportsman

We can’t all be sportsman, right? This week I give some background into the recording of a classic Letters to Voltron record as well as learning when not to hang out in the pool with your band mate.