Episode 121 - Baby's First Hang Over

This weekend I had a great time at a party, and then paid for it with a trip to hang over city. It reminded me of even worse hang overs from the past like the one I talk about in this week’s story. In this case what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it would have.

Episode 120 - Uh . . . I Think I Dropped It?

This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?

Episode 117 - John Wayne and the 420 Flood

We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this week’s reading.

Episode 114 - My Recap of Days of the Dead in Louisville 2019

I’ve just returned to Wayne Manor from Louisville Kentucky where i was slinging books at another most excellent Days of the Dead convention, and now I’m gonna’ tell you all about it! What a time! Also, the Cups would like my undivided attention in this weeks Tarot reading.

Episode 112 - KillerCon 2019 Recap and the Motel From Hell

I’m back from KillerCon 2019 with another load of adventures to share with you! These include me yelling at an old man, walking with a zombie, and nearly drinking dumpster beer. Just another day at the office for me. Also, Wands do the talking in this week’s tarot reading.

Episode 103 - I Can't Feel My Hands, I Can't Feel My Feet

Remember the good old days when smoking a blunt would get you all silly-like? What a time! This week I tell a story of the blunt that numbed all senses except for those of a Houston Police officer. Luckily, it was my friend’s dad, but the important thing is I didn’t learn any lessons. Also, the Wands won’t let me half-ass it while the Pentacles lay out the rest on this week’s reading.

Episode 98 - Giddy Up Kickin' Chicken!

The first time is never the best, but is a required to experience to get to to where you’re going. The first time on the road is awesome for every band, but how appreciated is it? Also, The Emperor strong-arms through the Swords on this week’s reading!

Epiosde 95 - Ribbon Candy and the Escape!

I’m not sure if this story qualifies as a ‘wrong place, wrong time’ situation, but it certainly was in my mind at the time. I think it’s more like a ‘too high to be any place’ situation I was in. So is the plight of the young stoner, but these are the things we go through that make up stronger. Also, this is about the first time I saw Akira.

Episode 93 - Mr. Wayne's Wild Ride

I know we all learned to never take candy from strangers, but what about taking strangers to get candy? This week I tell a story about yet another dumb decision I made that could have killed me yet somehow I come away unscathed to fight another day!

Episode 43 - Confessions of a Scaredy-Cat

I love horror, but when I was a kid it scared the bejezzus out of me! I was afraid of anything the least bit related to monsters or evil, and now I can't get enough of the stuff. Love that evil! Anyway, I started thinking about the origins of this fear and tried to figure it all out in this week's story. Hail Satan!